Tuesday, May 6, 2008

The Woolly Mammoth Returns


OK, I'm a couple weeks into my new job at a posh spa in Nashville, its going great love the area. Any who yesterday was a crazy busy day since I was the only esthy there. I had five facials and some waxing so it was intense all day. My last appointment of the day was a bikini wax great way to end it all face down in some lady's crotch, but I digress, she hadn't been waxed in...well at a guess I'd say years. The booking was for a bikini which to all the other esthys out there means what would show outside of a bikini bottom. Clients think a bikini means 'whatever I want you to wax until I tell you to stop'. Hey I'm OK with that but it's going to cost you more than the $40 you think you're going to pay. Yet again I digress, I come back into the room and the very nice lady warns me,'it's not pretty it's been awhile since I've been waxed' So I smile and say no problem and snap on my gloves. I barely hold back the shriek of horror when I remove her privacy towel. She wasn't kidding, there is hair(long hair)from mid inner thigh all the way to her anus. HOLY SHIT!!!! Well as it happens I forgot my little nippers to cut down the hair so this poor lady got waxed over hair that was almost two inches long. I couldn't find a damn pair of scissors anywhere so she was miserable, I was miserable and it took forever. I don't understand how some women can stand to let their hair grow so long. It kills me to let mine grow the 1/4 inch required to wax. In the few short weeks of my esthy career I have noticed a lot of women are sporting the 70's porn star look, who knew? My husband would die if I had the whole woolly mammoth thing going on down there. I mean doesn't it itch? Well at least their coming in to get rid of it....

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