Going All The Way....

Today was a momentous day in my small little world. One that shall forever be remembered as the day I went all the way in the wax room. Yes folks, that's right the dreaded BRAZILLIAN checked off my to do list. It wasn't as bad a I thought it would be, but she didn't have a lot of hair down there(Yay,no Woolly Mammoth)which I'm sure made it easier. My next waxing appointment was a treat,however, young girl wanted a bikini wax so I do my spiel about undressing, putting on paper bikini etc... So I come back in the room and she decided to opt out of the paper bikini. Fine by me that just makes it easier on me to be honest. I started the service cleaning the area and when I told her to bend her leg in I noticed a string hanging from her vagina. Now ladies, why oh why, would you come in for a wax while on your period? Not only does it hurt more than it ever would the rest of the month it's just wrong! I'm a professional so I waxed on waxed off and she left my room with a lovely little racing stripe. But the whole time I was doing the service I kept seeing myself getting wax on her string and ripping out the tampon with a strip of wax, it played over and over in my head like a bad Saturday Night Live skit. Well until next time. Estheticians Unite!!