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Well today was less than exciting at work so since you're getting to hear about the good stuff I'm going to make you suffer through the down time. So what does an esthetician do while not making the world beautiful? Mostly we make fun of people walking by the spa, we're actually like a bunch of second graders pointing and laughing(unobtrusively of course). I had a cancellation today, the bitch, I mean that with love; but really why do you wait until the last minute when you know you're not going to make it well ahead of time. Oh, there was one bright spot in my dull day. The Lovely Lady(a.k.a L.L.) who is our lead esthy demo'd a Brazilian wax for me on our secretary. I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to piss myself. Our secretary rocks and I thought she was wonderful to allow herself to be violated so I could see the master at work, but she didn't take it well. I knew from the first strip it wasn't going to go easy on her and by the time L.L. got to her labia it was getting ugly. On goes the thick strip of blue wax and she tenses because she knows whats coming, L.L. lays down the other side and the heavy breathing starts. Honest to God when L.L. ripped off the first strip she sat straight up on the table and yelled "Fuck this". That's when I about pissed myself...hey you can't make this stuff up, trust me it happened. She didn't make it through the whole thing, after that one she was over it. That happened early so pretty much nothing was going to top that. Unfortunately the rest of the day was filled with room straightening, laundry, and selling gift cards to harried looking men. Long are the days of the bored esthetician.
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