What's That Smell?

In my short career as an esthetician I've seen a lot of scary things. No, really you'd be surprised what some women have going on. Today however I had my first extrasensory experience. It's Monday and generally that's a slow day for us so I actually get excited if I get to pull crotch hair, or any kind of hair for that matter. So when I had a bikini wax walk in I was doing cartwheels, yay something to do!! Well this was the lady's first waxing and she warned me she didn't do much upkeep down there so I pulled back the privacy towel expecting the worst and was pleasantly surprised to see normalcy(Wuuhuu!!). So I'm explaining each step of the procedure, cause she's a newbie, and as I'm doing this I'm cleansing her and putting oil down for the wax. I take one of her legs to move it to the classic number 4 position and....about lost my lunch. I've heard the horror stories, but always hoped it wouldn't happen to me,alas, there on my very own bed was a stinky crotch. She was so nice too, which for some reason makes it worse. If they're bitchy or full of themselves I consider it a nice God smack, if you will. If you've never smelled that particular smell may I suggest you go out of your way to avoid it. It lingers even after the service, all day I could swear it would waft up to torture me. Do you think it's kind of like perfume? You know after you wear perfume a week or so you can no longer smell it, maybe it's just something she's used to smelling so it no longer registers. Makes one wonder about oneself doesn't it? You know this woman doesn't know she emits such a foul odor so what if you do and don't know? How will you know? I'm asking my man tonight to do a check for the sake of mankind. May I suggest you ladies also do the same, for mankind's sake of course. Estheticians Unite!!